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Posted 1 year ago
I’m invited to a wedding in the summer. This is my first of six weddings in which the bride & groom did not register exclusively at Kohl’s and Bed, Bath, & Beyond.
- I'm not fucking going to kohls
- and bed bath & beyond reminds me of freshman year shopping for the dorms